Reality of a Job

Looking for a job

You should think about what you are interested in and look for a career there…

The Interview

Prepare well and you will

Enthusiasm

You begin your new job with gusto…

You master the ropes, this is EASY!

Boss

But your boss is a moron…

Colleagues

Your co-workers are grinding you down…

 

Despite your best efforts to stay entertained…

 

Then it hits you…

The SOLUTION

Watch and learn folks:

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The Importance of Football

How important is football? Many people will quote the great Bill Shankly:

“Some people believe football is a matter of life and death, I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.”

Personally, I prefer the following school of thought:

Chief Inspector Grim

Outlandish Predictions II

Weather Forecast 2012/13

CHRISTMAS 2012

Dull and unremarkable.

JANUARY-FEBRUARY

Bitterly cold. Some snow in most areas but will never settle in Cardiff.

MARCH-APRIL

Wally with a Brolly.

APRIL-MAY

Its revision and exam time, which is a guarantee for sunshine and warm temperatures.

JUNE-AUGUST

What ever they predict, expect the opposite.

SEPTEMBER

There will be 7 days of warm sunshine. Mark my words.